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Disruptive Thoughts

ENGLAND PLAYS 14 PLAYERS – RAIN, SEAM AND SWING

  • Writer: Outrageously Yours
    Outrageously Yours
  • May 26
  • 9 min read

Indian Test Cricket Team in England are up against green-topped pitches, swing-friendly air, and a climate designed to humble subcontinental optimism.




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Let’s stop pretending. England doesn’t win Test matches at home because of Stokes or Root or Anderson. It wins because General Pitch and General Weather lead the army—and they rarely lose. India isn’t up against eleven players in whites, they’re up against lateral movement, late swing, and a ball that dances just enough to find the edge. That’s why England wins at home.

INTRODUCTION – THE ENGLISH CHALLENGE

The real villain in England is the atmosphere. It’s the cold, heavy air that grips the seam and makes the ball dance. It’s the lack of sunlight, which keeps the ball hard and dry for 40 overs. It’s the moisture in the grass, which turns harmless deliveries into unplayable ones. This is a battle between weather patterns and temperament—not talent vs talent.

And in these conditions, history shows that Indian batsmen crack. They flirt outside off. They fall to third slips. They fail to last the session. Because we still play England as if we’re playing in Chennai, not Chelmsford. No other touring team collapses more dramatically here than India—because no other board misreads these conditions so consistently.

ENGLISH EXPERIENCE

  • 2014: Lost 3-1, after winning at Lord’s.

  • 2018: Lost 4-1, despite Kohli’s 593 runs.

  • 2021: Drawn 2-2 before crashing in the rescheduled final Test.

The pattern? We start strong, then lose our legs—literally. Because England doesn’t just test skill; it tests stamina. Bowlers have to send down 25 overs a day, for five days, in cool, windy weather that saps your muscles differently. Batters need to concentrate for six hours straight, playing 40 balls for 18 runs if needed. Do our young stars know how to do that?

STRUGGLING TO DECIPHER

BCCI has selected a squad to play against England. The selection philosophy appears to greatly favouring the injunction of new blood and making it appear more of transition in nature Instead of learning from past wounds, the BCCI has doubled down on a transition strategy. Young is good but the big question is are they ready and are they a substitute for experience that can withstand General Pitch and General Weather.

Gone are Rohit Sharma, Virat Kohli, and Ashwin. Fine, maybe it’s time. But what explains the absence of Mohammed Shami—India’s most consistent seam bowler? Or Cheteshwar Pujara, the only Indian who knows how to bat 300 balls in England? Or Shreyas Iyer, who brings grit to middle-order chaos? Or Umesh Yadav, who could have made a dent with pace and reverse swing?

BCCI —it’s a hope experiment. And hope doesn’t win in England. Technique, temperament, and tough lungs do.

WHAT MUST INDIA DO NOW TO WIN?

It appears BCCI wants to bet on versatility and new talent. Perhaps they want fresh legs and athleticism. But that strategy only works when it includes preparation. England is a Test of discipline, patience, stamina ability to weather English conditions—and picking inexperienced players without significant conditioning time in English conditions is asking for trouble.

If India is serious about winning, the team must be flown to England at least 15 days in advance, not 3-4 days before the first Test. Early arrival means practice in overcast conditions, getting used to the damp air, late swing, and adjusting footwork against seam movement.

THE SQUAD: STRATEGY OR SELECTION-BY-VIBE?

Let’s decode this selection one name at a time and ask: does each player align with the demands of English cricket?

  1. SHUBMAN GILL (CAPTAIN)

Gill is a stylish stroke-player, but not yet proven in swinging conditions. His technique has holes outside off-stump—precisely where English seamers operate. As captain, he needs to offer anchoring innings. But in Tests, he’s more flash than foundation. And can he handle field placements, rotating bowlers, and DRS calls in unfamiliar terrain?

  • Avg in India: 41.3

  • Avg Overseas: 27.2

Verdict: His batting average of 35.05 in 32 Tests is the lowest amongst the top-order batters to have played for India in the past decade. Forget Virat Kohli, Cheteshwar Pujara or Rishabh Pant—even Ajinkya Rahane has a better average.

Verdict: Captaincy is a gamble. Batting temperament under English skies still untested.

2. YASHASVI JAISWAL

Aggressive and fearless, but that’s white-ball muscle. In England, the ball does more in the first hour than it does all day in India. he scored double centuries in two consecutive test matches against England in a 5 Test Match Series. He is the third Indian batter to achieve the feat after Vinod Kambli and Virat Kohli. He has not yet faced 6-over maiden spells, and he may need to adapt fast or perish swinging. Brilliant starter. But can he handle a moving ball first thing in the morning in Leeds or Nottingham?

  • Avg in India: 52.88.0 (19 Tests)

  • Has not played overseas Tests yet

Verdict: High-risk pick. Could get exposed outside off.

3. ABHIMANYU EASWARAN

Technically sound. Has a decent record in first-class cricket. But still untested at the top level. Might hold one end, or might crumble under pressure. Is a good opener option for swing conditions.

  • No Test experience

Verdict: A practical inclusion. Worth the trial—at least for one Test.

4. KL RAHUL (WK–BAT)

Back after injury. Has shown grit in England before (notably Lord’s 2021). Also offers wicketkeeping flexibility. But questions remain over fitness and temperament when the ball starts moving. And don’t forget his tendency to poke at fourth-stump deliveries.

Batting Average: 33.6

Verdict: Valuable experience. Must play—but not as keeper unless unavoidable.

5. RISHABH PANT (VC, WK)

Match-winner. Chaos merchant. If he’s fully fit, he walks in. Has the ability to turn a match on its head. But after a long injury layoff, will he still read length and swing early? Rare Indian with a better overseas average. But will need match fitness and temperament.

  • Avg in India: 37.1

  • Avg Overseas: 44.3

Verdict: Game-changer—but must be protected, not burdened.

6. RAVINDRA JADEJA

Has improved as a batter overseas. His bowling might be underused in England, but his accuracy and ability to reverse swing with the old ball will matter. Also a leader in spirit.

  • Avg in India: 37.4 (bat), 4.3 wkts/Test

  • Avg Overseas: 33.2 (bat), 2.1 wkts/Test

Batting utility is strong. Bowling less effective outside Asia

Verdict: Crucial. Should bat at 6, not 7.

7. SAI SUDHARSHAN

An elegant left-hander with a solid domestic reputation and recent flashes of class in white-ball cricket. His technique appears compact, and he seems comfortable off both front and back foot. However, playing first-class cricket on flat Indian tracks is one thing—negotiating late swing and seam in England is an entirely different beast. It’s not about talent—he has that—but about timing, judgment outside off stump, and the ability to leave well—skills honed through grind, not gifted. Suitable at No. 3 or No. 4. But handing him a debut in England, with no tour games or time to acclimatize, he must bat at No. 5 or 6, not in the top 3.

·       Zero Test Experience

·       Zero exposure to English conditions

Verdict:A long-term prospect.

8. KARUN NAIR

Famously known for his triple century against England in Chennai (2016), but that remains a rare peak in an otherwise underwhelming Test career. Despite a strong first-class record, his Test average of 61.3—with just one significant score—doesn't inspire confidence, especially when heading into swing-friendly English conditions he has never faced at the Test level.

A a solid player of spin and performs well on flat tracks, but his footwork against quality pace and swing has looked suspect. His absence from international cricket for over 7 years also raises the question—why now?

Including Nair could be a bet on experience and red-ball temperament, but England is the harshest place to make a comeback, especially when form, rhythm, and confidence are all untested at the highest level.

  • Test Batting Average: 62.33

  • Test Matches in England: 0

Verdict:A high-risk pick. While the triple hundred is historic, it doesn't erase seven years of international absence and a lack of success outside that one game. If he plays, he must be shielded from the new ball—No. 5 or 6 slot are safer. Ideally, he should only be used as a backup, not a starting XI option unless he's had extensive net time and a tour game.

9. NITISH REDDY

Nitish Reddy is part of India’s next-gen talent pipeline, known for his composure at the crease and useful medium-pace bowling. His first-class batting average of 55.3 is impressive, especially considering he has played most of his games on Indian pitches that do not always offer swing and seam like England.

However, Reddy has never played Test cricket and never faced the moving red ball in overseas conditions, let alone the overcast, seam-friendly atmospheres of England. He’s also not known to play long innings against the type of disciplined bowling attacks India will face in England.

His inclusion suggests a long-term grooming strategy, not an immediate impact plan.

  • No Test experience

Verdict:Talented but inexperienced and untested in England. At best, a bench player for this tour. Throwing him into the playing XI without proper acclimatization or warm-up games would be unfair to him and risky for India. If he gets a chance, it should be in dead rubbers or if injury forces selection.

10.WASHINGTON SUNDAR

Washington Sundar is a highly technically sound left-handed batter and a handy off-spinner, but his bowling hasn’t quite developed into a match-winning asset at the Test level yet. His batting average of 66.25 from four Tests is skewed by not outs and lower-order runs, but it's still a mark of composure and maturity under pressure—especially in hostile conditions like Brisbane (2021).

That said, Sundar has not played a Test since March 2021 and has been hampered by injuries and inconsistent selection. His off-spin is unlikely to threaten English batters unless the pitch is dry or turning late in the match. England is not a country where off-spinners make a frontline impact unless conditions dramatically shift.

  • Test Batting Average: 42.54

  • Test Bowling Average: 25.61

  • Role: Batting all-rounder (off-spin)

Verdict:A useful lower-order batter in swinging conditions who can hold the bat and grind runs when top-order collapses happen (which is likely in England). As a bowler, he offers control but lacks penetration. Could be valuable as a backup or in a 5-bowler strategy, but not a frontline spinner in English conditions.

11. DHRUV JUREL (WK)

 One of the brightest sparks in India’s otherwise fragile lower-middle order during the 2024 home series against England. He played with maturity far beyond his years, especially under pressure, showing the ability to absorb long spells and build partnerships—exactly what’s needed in English conditions.

However, Jurel has never played a first-class match in England, and the step up from home conditions to English green tops can be brutal. The late swing and seam movement, especially from the likes of Anderson or Woakes under clouds, will test his technique early.

His wicketkeeping is neat and improving, but keeping in England—with low bounce and lateral deviation—demands experience and high stamina. His readiness will depend on how much time he’s given in practice games and whether he can adjust his backfoot game.

  • Test Matches Played: 2 (both in India, 2024 vs England)

  • Test Batting Average: 46.00

Verdict:A high-potential pick. His temperament is Test-class, but his exposure is minimal. Ideally used as a backup to Rishabh Pant, or even slotted in if Pant’s fitness falters. His future is bright, but the England tour will be a trial by swing. Good against spin. Yet to prove mettle against quality seam.

12. JASPRIT BUMRAH

The spearhead. But can his body last all 5 Tests? If not, this team collapses on Day 2. Needs smart workload management. He’s not a tearaway anymore—he’s a strike weapon who must last till Day 5. Lethal in England. But injury management means he may not play all five Tests. That’s a risk.

  • Wkts/Test in India: 3.2

  • Wkts/Test Overseas: 3.8

Verdict: Key to the series. Must be preserved at all costs.

13. MOHAMMED SIRAJ

He has already proven himself in England, especially during the 2021 tour where he bowled with relentless energy and sharp seam movement. His ability to hit the deck and move the ball off the seam makes him an effective asset on English pitches, particularly when the overhead conditions aid swing.

However, consistency remains a concern. He has a tendency to leak runs when he gets over-aggressive, often trying too hard for breakthroughs. In England, where patience and control are vital, this can be counterproductive. He must work on maintaining tighter lines and bowling longer spells economically.

Fitness-wise, Siraj is one of the fittest Indian pacers and can withstand long bowling days, which will be crucial in English weather where innings often stretch due to rain delays and slow scoring rates.

  • Wickets/Test in India: 2.6

  • Wickets/Test Overseas: 3.0

  • Batting Avg in England: 28.0 (18 wickets in 5 Tests)

  • Best in England: 4/32 at Lord’s (2021)

Verdict:Siraj is a valuable second-choice pacer behind Bumrah, and among the few in the squad with proven experience and success in English conditions. His inclusion is fully justified, but India must manage his overs wisely and give him clear field support to prevent wayward spells. Needs to rise in discipline. Potential match-winner.

14. ARSHDEEP SINGH

  • No Test experience

Good limited-overs swing bowler. Needs red-ball grooming before a Test debut in England.

15. KULDEEP YADAV

  • Wickets/Test in India: 4.3

  • Wickets/Test Overseas: 1.2

  • Overall Bowling Average: 21.9

Best Overseas Performance: Yet to ta

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